Meet the Brain Trust
The exceptional talent powering the innovations at Thorpe Tech.
Big Jim
Chief Mascot & CSO
Big Jim has guarded the Thorpe Tech office since day one, protecting local assets and databases with natural intimidation, sharp fangs, and 90s swagger. As Chief Security Officer, his philosophy is simple: nothing leaves the premises without his approval, and nothing gets in without being thoroughly sniffed first.
Off duty, Big Jim enjoys sunbathing on warm rocks, reviewing access logs, and maintaining an unrivaled office security presence. He does not do performance reviews; he does vibe checks.
Big Jim Jr.
Principal Software Engineer
Big Jim Jr. translates user inputs into beautiful, local-first code configurations. He writes JavaScript at roughly 80 words per minute, powered entirely by grass and neon light, and has never once asked for a server.
He champions client-side architecture above all else and is responsible for the Gemini-powered scanning features across the Vault product line. Known to debug best after a long nap in a sunbeam.
Jimmy the Tool
Hardware Maintenance Lead
Jimmy keeps the physical side of operations running, ensuring all home appliances and lawn mowers stay fully oiled, functional, and backed up. His favorite tool is a 10mm socket, mostly because it is the one that always seems to go missing.
Jimmy believes every maintenance schedule deserves a paper trail, which is exactly why the Asset Vault's care tracker exists. He inspects new hardware purchases personally before they're cleared for the Vault.